Found this in one of the churches we visited last week.
It's a sort of "Thought for the Day"
SUNDAY Do not fear
MONDAY I am with you
TUESDAY Do not be dismayed
WEDNESDAY I will strengthen you
THURSDAY I will help you
FRIDAY I will uphold you
SATURDAY I am your God
Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
Lookz! Celing Cat comes wif strong pawz, da rule for him; lookz! his cheezburgerz for da peeps r wif him and his catnipz 2!
I've been enjoying reading the lolcat Bible (it is on wikipedia). It certainly livens up Paul's Epistles.