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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that
"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives
and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time and since: Knowledge = Power and: Time = Money, it is therefore true that: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving this equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time and since: Knowledge = Power and: Time = Money, it is therefore true that: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving this equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
And as Knowledge approaches infinity, Money approaches zero.
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