Oh please, please, could everyone in Clacton-on-Sea vote for Count Binface?
He looks to be the only candidate standing against Nigel Farage in the by-election after NF resigned as an MP (oddly enough the same initials as National Front, I'veonlyjust noticed). NF resigned as MP, apparently, if I've got this right, in protest at being investigated re potentially breaching the code of conduct for MPs.
Reading the ITVX article it seems he's a 'comedian, satirist and Intergalactic Warrior'. Plus he's written for 'Have I Got News For You'. Sound at least as well qualified as many, then?
Am I serious? Um... well, actually,.... yes?
Meanwhile, I dug these plums out of the fridge;
Perfectly ripe, according to the label... definitely NOT! I remember plums being soft and sweet and luscious, nor crunchy and sour. I'm stewing them with sugar and cinnamon.
I've been looking forward to these plums because of this poem
I feel the same way, it would be great if Clacton came together and voted in Binface, I was reading about him, he sounds interesting, and can't be any worse than Farage.
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