Sunday 1 September 2013

More scientific jokes - boom boom. Groan

More jokes from http://quantumfactory.wordpress.com/2011/02/23/schrodingers-cat-walks-into-a-bar/



Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bar-tender says "we don't serve noble gases in here." The helium doesn't react.

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bar-tender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here." The neutrino replies "I was just passing through."

A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says "Higgs-bosons aren't allowed in here." The higgs-boson says "but without me, how can you have mass?"

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